How do you take your coffee?
I'm more of a tea cup pig.
Bike, walk, train, or drive?
A very slow walk or riding in my Smart Car.
Favorite Northside hangout?
I enjoy the couch
What’s your ideal road trip?
Trips to the suburbs to graze on some grass.
What drives you?
Always in search of a truffle.
Can’t live without…
A good belly rub.
Do you have a four-legged roommate?
I am the four-legged roommate.
Morning routine? ( in 3’s) Wake up, Brush teeth, eat breakfast
wake up, eat, sleep, repeat
I'm a minimalist
What would your Tinder profile say?
Picky but worth it
Define your style?
Nudist, occasionally a black harness
I jam out to...
What would your punk band name be?.
If I am not at home, you can find me here.
With Napoleon the Pig in the suburbs
Pigs are smart, clean, and hypoallergenic (we have hair not fur!)